News flash: Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction annoy 3! 24 hour coverage beginning NOW!
Host 1: We have reports that the Iraqis have used Biological Weapons against American Troops! We now go to Kent Brochman on the Scene.
Kent Brochman: Well, it seems that a 12 year old Iraqi Weapons Specialist dropped a Biological weapon manufactured from a Flowerpot and nest of scorpions on to the heads of 3 soldiers as they broke into his house. Luckily all 3 soldiers were in their protective gear and the scorpions slide down thier backs and to the ground.
Host 1: So Kent, the Soldiers are all right?
Brochman: Unfortunately no, they all collapsed from heat prostration from wearing thier Chemical Protective Suits on the 3 hour drive out here.
Host 1: Thank you, Kent. We now turn to William Petersen, who plays Gill Grissom a reknowned forensic entomologist on CBS's CSI. Thursday Nights at 8......
Yeah! We finally justified Operation: Iraqi Freedom!
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News flash: Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction annoy 3! 24 hour coverage beginning NOW!
Host 1: We have reports that the Iraqis have used Biological Weapons against American Troops! We now go to Kent Brochman on the Scene.
Kent Brochman: Well, it seems that a 12 year old Iraqi Weapons Specialist dropped a Biological weapon manufactured from a Flowerpot and nest of scorpions on to the heads of 3 soldiers as they broke into his house.
Luckily all 3 soldiers were in their protective gear and the scorpions slide down thier backs and to the ground.
Host 1: So Kent, the Soldiers are all right?
Brochman: Unfortunately no, they all collapsed from heat prostration from wearing thier Chemical Protective Suits on the 3 hour drive out here.
Host 1: Thank you, Kent. We now turn to William Petersen, who plays Gill Grissom a reknowned forensic entomologist on CBS's CSI. Thursday Nights at 8......
Yeah! We finally justified Operation: Iraqi Freedom!