I saw a comedian once who described drinking as a “house party” in your stomach. The Scotch, the Vodka, the Beer are are mingling and having a good time. Then Tequila crashes the party, starts picking fights with the other guests, then the Stomach closes the party down and tells everyone to get the fuck out.
You know, I tried looking that up this morning with no luck (Of course since I saw this like 4 years ago and don't have a clue where I saw it, the search was like: Comedian, err, saying something funny about alcohol--Seventy five Thousand results later...)
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See? See? It's true!
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