WMD

[m_cobweb]

Newsweek reports that evidence of biological weaponry has been found in Iraq, in the ruins of a desert fortress at Hatra. Of course they're from the third century, and are clay pots that the citizens of Hatra filled with scorpions and dropped on the heads of invaders. A siege by the Romans lasted only 20 days.

Comments

[cagekitten.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks for sharing that. It's so good I might have to post it in my journal. :)

[catsarealiens.livejournal.com]

oh god. That and the Rush story I just stumbled on make my day. I do sorta feel sorry for Rush as I would not wish drug addiction on anyone----but it was just to good to pass up.

[vulture23.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. :)

Poor Romans.

[darkmane.livejournal.com]

*Di*di*di*Di*di*di*Di*di*dit*

News flash: Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction annoy 3! 24 hour coverage beginning NOW!

Host 1: We have reports that the Iraqis have used Biological Weapons against American Troops! We now go to Kent Brochman on the Scene.

Kent Brochman: Well, it seems that a 12 year old Iraqi Weapons Specialist dropped a Biological weapon manufactured from a Flowerpot and nest of scorpions on to the heads of 3 soldiers as they broke into his house.
Luckily all 3 soldiers were in their protective gear and the scorpions slide down thier backs and to the ground.

Host 1: So Kent, the Soldiers are all right?

Brochman: Unfortunately no, they all collapsed from heat prostration from wearing thier Chemical Protective Suits on the 3 hour drive out here.

Host 1: Thank you, Kent. We now turn to William Petersen, who plays Gill Grissom a reknowned forensic entomologist on CBS's CSI. Thursday Nights at 8......


Yeah! We finally justified Operation: Iraqi Freedom!

[darkphoenixrisn.livejournal.com]

Heh.