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m_cobwebNewsweek reports that evidence of biological weaponry has been found in Iraq, in the ruins of a desert fortress at Hatra. Of course they're from the third century, and are clay pots that the citizens of Hatra filled with scorpions and dropped on the heads of invaders. A siege by the Romans lasted only 20 days.
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Date: 2003-10-10 01:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2003-10-10 01:36 pm (UTC)Poor Romans.
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Date: 2003-10-10 03:05 pm (UTC)News flash: Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction annoy 3! 24 hour coverage beginning NOW!
Host 1: We have reports that the Iraqis have used Biological Weapons against American Troops! We now go to Kent Brochman on the Scene.
Kent Brochman: Well, it seems that a 12 year old Iraqi Weapons Specialist dropped a Biological weapon manufactured from a Flowerpot and nest of scorpions on to the heads of 3 soldiers as they broke into his house.
Luckily all 3 soldiers were in their protective gear and the scorpions slide down thier backs and to the ground.
Host 1: So Kent, the Soldiers are all right?
Brochman: Unfortunately no, they all collapsed from heat prostration from wearing thier Chemical Protective Suits on the 3 hour drive out here.
Host 1: Thank you, Kent. We now turn to William Petersen, who plays Gill Grissom a reknowned forensic entomologist on CBS's CSI. Thursday Nights at 8......
Yeah! We finally justified Operation: Iraqi Freedom!
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Date: 2003-10-10 05:12 pm (UTC)