Ed had another item for me to file in a binder that he keeps in his office, and this one already had holes punched in it. It was more effort for him to bring it to me than to do it himself.
Boss Barbara said she recently saw "an expose on Prince Charles!" where his valet was described as squeezing his toothpaste tube for him. She thought at the time that seemed like more trouble than it was worth, so it couldn't be true--but now she thinks she understands. It's some sort of entitlement attitude about not doing any type of menial work, apparently.
Regardless, we laughed till it hurt. Seriously. And then I unlocked the door to Ed's office, got down the binder, and filed the damn newsletter. Barbara says she just won't give it to him next time.