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Penis-enlargement ad with sender "Alejandra Peacock" and subject line, "What smells funny?"

What, indeed.

This is bad. Very bad.

Someone in the Target marketing department has apparently figured out that goths shop at Target. For proof, see the sock, scarf, and shoe departments. I'm nicely set for trouser socks now.

Damn, I hear the pointy-toed, ankle-strap pumps calling me...calling me...