m_cobweb: (MerMila)
( Apr. 14th, 2003 02:11 am)
From [livejournal.com profile] pisces_people:
"...Claiming responsibility (the ability to respond)..."

I've never thought of responsibility in those terms. Amazing how much more palatable it sounds phrased that way. Bring it on.
From a Kenneth Cole magazine ad: "If there are skeletons in your closet, do they wear your clothes?"

From "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" by Caroline Rhea in Esquire (eep), some of the better ones:
4. A fantasy life is not exclusively yours. You know how sometimes you open your eyes and are disappointed not to see Pamela Anderson? We're just as shocked to find out you're not a pirate.

7. Please don't call us ma'am. Ma'am is just code for "no longer hot."

9. Never tell us that we look like the daughter from The Love Boat. Oh, wait--never tell Caroline Rhea she looks like the daughter from The Love Boat. All the other girls are on their own.

10. We'll take Joe-Returns-My-Call over Joe Millionaire any day.
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