Cute things recently read

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From a Kenneth Cole magazine ad: "If there are skeletons in your closet, do they wear your clothes?"

From "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" by Caroline Rhea in Esquire (eep), some of the better ones:
4. A fantasy life is not exclusively yours. You know how sometimes you open your eyes and are disappointed not to see Pamela Anderson? We're just as shocked to find out you're not a pirate.

7. Please don't call us ma'am. Ma'am is just code for "no longer hot."

9. Never tell us that we look like the daughter from The Love Boat. Oh, wait--never tell Caroline Rhea she looks like the daughter from The Love Boat. All the other girls are on their own.

10. We'll take Joe-Returns-My-Call over Joe Millionaire any day.

Comments

Don't pirates ransom their captives?

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I must say that I have never once been surprised that you are not a pirate. ;-) Although I don't happen to have that particular fetish, I know enough people who do that I couldn't resist posting that. Hee!